Baby Cthulhu Crochet Plushie – Soft, Squishy, Slightly Sinister ✨

✨Baby Cthulhu – The Cutest Eldritch Horror You’ll Ever Cuddle✨
Handmade Crochet Plushie of Tentacled Terror & Squishy Sweetness

Are you tired of boring plushies that don’t whisper ancient cosmic secrets into your dreams? Do you long for a snuggle buddy that’s equal parts adorable and apocalyptic? Well, prepare your mortal soul for the Baby Cthulhu Plushie—hand-crocheted with love (and possibly a little madness) from ultra-soft polyester yarn.

💚 Features Include:

• Lovingly stitched tentacles perfect for light cuddles or light world domination

• Squishy body stuffed with the essence of forgotten realms (and hypoallergenic fiberfill)

• Big, soulful eyes that say “hug me” and “kneel before me” simultaneously

• Made with super soft polyester yarn that feels like you’re hugging a cosmic marshmallow

🧶 Care Instructions: Spot clean only. Do not machine wash unless you want to risk awakening the Elder Ones.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Lovecraftian lore lovers

• Baby shower gifts for horror loving parents

• Anyone who wants a little chaos with their cozy

📏 Size:
Roughly 13cm tall—small enough to fit on your shelf, large enough to loom ominously in your dreams.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Baby Cthulhu is mostly harmless and probably won’t summon a portal to another dimension. Probably.